HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVIS!!!

passing notes in class:

i have for the longest time ever, been contemplating on whether or not the following conversation/s should see the light of day..but since i have nothing else to post..and i badly want to update my blog..as a therapy and release of my innate craziness..WHAT THE HECK!!! (i'm good naman in omitting names eh...)

dedicated to my kuya who ever so tenderly put up with my physical, emotional and intellectual tortures..(you will forever be remembered and loved...including your ninja turtles...)

the first day of the passing thing:
(a day when i was in a different dimension and was not really me, and my dear kuya noticed it..and asked me "bakit ang sungit mo ngayon?" along with his endless taunting of his fantasies about me and this guy)

the conversation went like this:

kuya, oo, dati, inaamin ko tama ka, pero ngayon hindi na, wala na...as in wala na talaga..katulad nga ng sabi nila (hindi ko na lang sasabihin kung sino sila), He's not worth the risk..Oo nung una nag-risk ako, pero ayaw ko na..nasasaktan na ako..(haha!! ang drama!!).come what may na lng.
PS: hindi ako masungit!
ako ang pinakamabait na tao sa mundo! JOKE!

[next part skipped...it involves too many names..not good]

Hindi no!..(next part skipped again...reason see above)...move on?! OK na kaya ako! tapos na yun...wala naman talagang nangyari eh..nasa imagination ko lng lahat un..AHAHAHA!!!!

Sinungaling ka! may namagitan sa inyong dalawa..kaya ka nagkakaganyan dahil naging parte siya ng buhay mo..

Hindi yun totoo noh?! Wala naman talagang namagitan sa amin..napaka one sided! Haha! ikaw talaga! eh anu namang use nung "naging parte siya ng buhay ko" kung hindi naman ako naging parte ng buhay niya di ba?!

So anong feeling ng first kiss at first hug ninyong dalawa?

Hahaha!!! kulit mo talaga! Wala nga di ba?! Ang friendship namin before ay limited..not my choice, his..so sino ba naman ako para mag insist di ba?! Girlfriend ba niya ako? hindi naman..close ba kami?! hindi naman..medyo lang...

So inamin mo din na gusto mong maging Girlfriend niya para makiss at mahug mo siya?(insert ninja turtle character here)

Hindi yun ganun no?! Anu ka ba?! HINDI YUN GANUN! SINASABI KO LANG!!!

[then the class ended..finally..]

*for the complete conversation (which was deemed not suitable for the public), please get in touch with the author

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Kissing 101:for a friend (name omitted for obvious reasons)

1.) Don't think about it too much.
2.) Do it like they do in the movies. (works for me most)
3.) Hands should be placed in places that would prevent 2nd base.
4.) It's normal for your teeth to touch. (i guess)
5.) When doing it 'openly', tilt your head to the side. (to prevent hitting his teeth i guess. not sure. it's been a long while..haha!!!)
6.) It's not suppose to look very pretty dear.
7.) Just do it the way you feel you should.
8.) (see number one)
9.) Enjoy...(how naughty could i get?!)
10.) Never ask a girl to teach you because: 1.) they can't demonstrate it with your participation and 2.) it promotes lesbian love.

*for lessons in tongue twisters and lip nibblings consult Dr. Cosmopolitan (where i get all these things-you-do-not-really-need-to-know) or even better, try it yourself*

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Disclaimer: this blog was made under the influence of heavy sugar doses. the things written here do not reflect either the life, opinion and /or mind of the author. (sugar does this to nice people)